New York City Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork