What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork