What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston