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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.