What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'