What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.