What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist