What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.