What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'