Two Towers.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
The former is a band of cunning runts...
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Cause they lack the towers.
because they can't protect their towers
Because other cars have Mordor.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A: To see the Grumpire State Building.