Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor