Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor