What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.