What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.