What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.