What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise