What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo