What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Kraut Jokes More Kraut Jokes

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.