What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control