Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.