Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.