The mall is hiring new Santas.
You can sense his presents.
A crisp Pringle
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Deciding which to tell people first.
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
Weight for it...
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Because they don't do Windows
Blacking out and gaining money.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
Oh wait, there is.
When they get too old.
Ulta Magnus!
