How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him