How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.