Defy Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!