What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.