What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic