Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop