Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Previous Random Joke Next

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

4 Car Jokes More 4 Car Jokes

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.