Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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A bean bag.

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A book has papers.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.