Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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They only had 2 cars.

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They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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They only had 4 cars.

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop