3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Why me?

for the full hour.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Download Jokes More Download Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.