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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.