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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days