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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

1045 Jokes More 1045 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy