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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Download Jokes More Download Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.