What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.