Who the hell ordered a new roof?"
They were looking for the ark tick.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
He was dyslexic.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
It had muscles.
What are all these landscapers doing here?"
They only had two vans
They only had two cars.
They only had 2 cars.
They only had 2 vans
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.