What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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He over 'd

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Quatro Sinko

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cos' sin tans

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A'lamode

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What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"