Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

You might also enjoy:

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.