Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.