How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot