How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.