Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Americans who voted for Hillary
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
Aftermath
Bison.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.