Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
The temperature of their caffeine
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
A 'murical.
None.
You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
Too many thank-you notes.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Jog-raphy !
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
