What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.