What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.