Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
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About thirty thousand dollars a year.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Because they have a lot of grey matter !
