Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
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About thirty thousand dollars a year.
I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
A school.
A Kami.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
People in wheelchairs
He's in a wheelchair
meh".
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Somebody shot his dog
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A parachute.
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
