How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."