How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"