How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"