How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."