What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.