Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?