Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus