Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.