What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!