What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday