What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.