What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.