What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.