What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.