What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.