What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.