tattoo master
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Polly wants a firecracker!
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
A: An Apple turnover.
Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL
Manhatin'
That thing hurts!
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.