What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.