What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.