What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.