How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.