How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"