How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)