How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.