What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.