What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins