What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.