How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.