How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.