Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.