Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!