What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.