What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.