Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.