Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.