Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.