Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.