What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics