What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics