What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.