What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!