What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...