What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.