What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks