What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.