A pair of polegics!
The wheelchair
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
I can't pair wines like this.
In case he got a hole in one.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
