What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.