Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.