What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Who falls first?

Neither. They can both levitate.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding