What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.