What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !