What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.