What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!