A tire.
No, seriously, I want to know.
sixty-nine
Because they can't dress themselves.
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
A tire!
What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
Your bicycle.
Attire
Attire.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants