Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.