Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Who won the race?

Society.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.