Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*