Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Who won the race?

Society.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.