Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".