Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line