Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common?

They're both dead.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.