What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.