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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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