What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.