What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys