Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
An arm and a leg.
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
The kernel was looking for him.
Because the farmer had cold hands
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
