Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
An attack dog in a preschool.
A happy pit bull.
If you break a leg, you get cast
They are both crustaceans.
They're both Decomposing
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony