What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.