What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Not even bro.

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Bob Barker

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.