What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!