What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.