What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.