What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.