What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.