What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race