What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)