What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!