What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers