What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.