Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)