Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.