Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.