Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden