Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).